Freddie Gilbraith @freddieGilbraith@mastadon.littlebonsai.co.uk

Sitting in the cubicle of this trendy Shoreditch office with my pants round my ankles, blasting out turds, with Funk & Soul blaring through the tannoy like I made a Faustian bargain with Craig Charles

Guys, did you know that if you ship an Apple universal binary stream will just straight launch the x64 version, and there’s no way for the developer to change it?

#GameDev

More like BAE leaf the way it’s improving my cooking amirite?

RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved BuzzFeed

Trying to get a demo out of the end of the month, only just discovered that the Steam SDK straight up doesn’t load in the windows version of the game…

I’m going to have to completely switch engine to get it working again

So that’s fun
#GameDev

Filling in our first ever steam demo application, anything important I should know ?

#gameDev

Men these days are only having children so they have an excuse to sing the song “Baby on Board” from hit animated TV show The Simpsons

Spore was such a monumentally overhyped mess that I’m shocked every time I relearn that Peter Molyneux wasn’t the game designer responsible

Actually hilarious that ~80 years ago we thought that any computer that can play chess would have to be a General AI, then it turned out that

1. AI was way harder than that
2. The algorithm to solve chess can be written on a single piece of A4 paper

https://easings.net/ is a great resource for animation easing functions.

I just used their file at https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ai/easings.net/master/src/easings.yml to automatically build their set of easing functions into my game dev project

#software

Can’t remember where I fist saw the idea of using printer filament as dowel for your 3D prints, but it worked really well on my new keyboard cover!

ok, so, best packaging DX for languages?

1. (with a bullet) JS

2. Rust?
3. ...

What do we think?
#software #dev

Imagine how pissed off the birds and squirrels would be if they found out the cats the cats that are fucking with them already had lunch provided

I swear to god I don’t know what caused this bug, but I think we might have to make “Moffat Mode” an optional feature in our GOTY release?

#ScreenshotSaturday #GameDev

Guys, I was as credulous as everyone else. I hated Duck Duck Go, couldn’t bare it… but Kagi might actually bang…

@fasterthanlime it looks like I maybe have you to thank for this?

yoooooooo just got setup with @itchio automatically deploying from our game dev server. It was super straightforward, Valve should frankly be embarresed at to sorry state of steamcmd on the CI

#gamedev #indiedev

Love my little ErgoDox, but using it is sooo mentally taxing. It’s rewiring my brain so hard I literally had to take a nap over lunch

God damn, just found out about `git rebase exec` and `git bisect run`. Watch the fuck out